The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (TV Series)
Crimes R Us (1990)
Dan Hennessey: Bully Koopa, Crime Wave Clyde
Quotes
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[first lines]
Bully Koopa : Real world prison straight ahead, King Dad!
King Bowser Koopa : Prison, the only place in the real world with our kind of people.
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Luigi : We've been snookered.
[Crime Wave Clyde and Big Mouth appears]
Crime Wave Clyde : Right you are, super suckers.
Big Mouth Koopa : It's curtains for you creeps! You're history, you've had it, you're done for, it's all over, we win, time's up, your clock is cleaned!
[Mario and Luigi plug up their ears as Big Mouth continues]
Big Mouth Koopa : The sun has set, the fat lady has sung, the cheese has molded, the Super Mario Bros. are no more!
Crime Wave Clyde : Enough already!
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Crime Wave Clyde : [gives a Bob-omb to Kooky] Don't light this until I say go.
Kooky von Koopa : Got it, Crime Wave Clyde.
[Kooky lights the fuse to the Bob-omb and handcuffs it to Clyde's leg]
Crime Wave Clyde : What's goin' on here? Wh-What are you doin'?
Cheatsy Koopa : Just following orders.
Crime Wave Clyde : I didn't tell you to do that!
Kootie Pie Koopa : No, but King Daddy did.
Cheatsy Koopa : Dad never planned on giving you half of anything! We're double-crossing you!
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Luigi : Hey, well, thanks for the help, Clyde, but, I've never seen anyone so happy to be back behind bars.
[chuckles]
Crime Wave Clyde : 12,423 years and no parole is a lot better than one more day with those Koopas.
Mario : Heh Heh! He's just lucky he didn't have to face the Koopa Kids on a bad day, huh, Luigi?
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Bully Koopa : That's 522 wallets, 391 purses, 912 gold coins, and a yo-yo!
Big Mouth Koopa : Stick 'em up! This Ptooie plant is loaded!
Crime Wave Clyde : No! No! No! You're not supposed to rob each other! Do I have to go over this again?
Crime Wave Clyde : Hey! Cut it out! Give that back! Right now! You guys are driving me crazy!
Crime Wave Clyde : [Thud]
King Bowser Koopa : Wonderful! Wonderful! Quick little learners, aren't they? Makes their dad proud!
Crime Wave Clyde : These brats are givin' me a headache!
King Bowser Koopa : I think it's time for the grand finale! The big finish! The crime of the Mushroom Century!
Bully Koopa : Are we gonna rob the ruins of the Mushroom pharaohs?
King Bowser Koopa : [Shakes Head]
Cheatsy Koopa : Pilfer the pyramids in the Koopahari Desert?
King Bowser Koopa : [Shakes Head]
Kootie Pie Koopa : I know, make that yucky Princess Toadstool disappear!
King Bowser Koopa : [Shakes head]
King Bowser Koopa : No my little thievelings! You're gonna steal a billion gold coins from the Mushroom Kingdom Treasury!
Bully Koopa , Big Mouth Koopa , Kooky von Koopa , Cheatsy Koopa , Kootie Pie Koopa , Hip Koopa , Hop Koopa : [Cheering]
Crime Wave Clyde : Well I guess a billion gold coins might make my headache go away!