- [first lines]
- King Bowser Koopa: Listen up you reptiles, the Koopa family meeting will come to order. So far I've sent you Koopalings to pull sneaky little tricks and medium size meanness.
- King Bowser Koopa: Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped to normal size.
- Bully Koopa: But Pop, we're having such fun being Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas.
- Big Mouth Koopa: Couldn't we stay like this and go capture a couple more kingdoms?
- King Bowser Koopa: That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea. And I love it!
- King Bowser Koopa: Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!