Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (TV Series)

Manners (2006)

Gloria Starr: Self - Etiquette Consultant

Quotes 

• Self - Etiquette Consultant : If you're in a restaurant with a tablecloth, you do not eat a hamburger with your fingers. Rather, you take your knife, cut it in half, and eat one half.

  Self - Host : Have some self respect, Gloria. If the chef at this world-class restaurant thought his hamburger would be better eaten in halves, he would have *cut the fucking sandwich himself*! You ignorant, self-serving, kill-joy, nit-picking, burger-cutting bitch! Whore! Asshole! Cunt.