Clive Anderson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Clive Anderson : [fielding suggestions from the audience]  And we're going to want to have a crisis that the world is facing.

  Audience Member 1 : Richard Nixon comes back from the dead!

  Audience Member 2 : An asteroid about to crash into the earth!

  Clive Anderson : A jam shortage. Okay, so it's...

  Greg Proops : Who are you listening to?

  Mike McShane : Where are you receiving your suggestions from, British Telecom?

  Greg Proops : There's gold coming from over here, and you're getting...

  Greg Proops : [in British accent]  There's a jam shortage!

  Clive Anderson : Will all the jam shortage people, and Greg Proops' friend, who's been sitting there please repeat yourself

  Audience Member 2 : An asteroid is about to crash into the earth!

  Clive Anderson : An asteroid full of jam is about to crash into the earth.