Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Episode #7.8 (1995)

Ryan Stiles: Self

Quotes 

• ["Film Dub" - Ryan, Steve and Colin do voiceovers for three men watching a ballet] 

  Steve Frost : If you put boot polish on these binoculars, I'll kill you.

  Colin Mochrie : Wowowowowowowowo! Hey, what's your wife doing there?

  [Steve's character has a huge drooping mustache] 

  Steve Frost : Never mind that, get this caterpillar off me face! I can't stand it, it's tickling. If it turns into a butterfly, I'll go crazy!

  [Ryan's character enters] 

  Ryan Stiles : 'Scuse me, gentlemen, I wonder if any of you might like to buy some lederhosen?

  Colin Mochrie : I think he's talking to you, Phil, I don't wear lederhosen. Hey you, what kind of lederhosen do you have? What's the price?

  Ryan Stiles : Well, we have all different types. I'm sure the man down there that looks like a walrus might like some!

  Steve Frost : Do you have... split-crotch lederhosen? I said...

  Ryan Stiles : Yeah, I heard you. If I throw you a salmon will you shut up? Listen...

  Steve Frost : I don't like him. Take him outside now... deal with him.

  Colin Mochrie : I'm sorry you've insulted my friend.

  Ryan Stiles : Well, he's probably not used to living in these warm temperatures.