- ["Film Dub" - Ryan, Steve and Colin do voiceovers for three men watching a ballet]
- Steve Frost: If you put boot polish on these binoculars, I'll kill you.
- Colin Mochrie: Wowowowowowowowo! Hey, what's your wife doing there?
- [Steve's character has a huge drooping mustache]
- Steve Frost: Never mind that, get this caterpillar off me face! I can't stand it, it's tickling. If it turns into a butterfly, I'll go crazy!
- [Ryan's character enters]
- Ryan Stiles: 'Scuse me, gentlemen, I wonder if any of you might like to buy some lederhosen?
- Colin Mochrie: I think he's talking to you, Phil, I don't wear lederhosen. Hey you, what kind of lederhosen do you have? What's the price?
- Ryan Stiles: Well, we have all different types. I'm sure the man down there that looks like a walrus might like some!
- Steve Frost: Do you have... split-crotch lederhosen? I said...
- Ryan Stiles: Yeah, I heard you. If I throw you a salmon will you shut up? Listen...
- Steve Frost: I don't like him. Take him outside now... deal with him.
- Colin Mochrie: I'm sorry you've insulted my friend.
- Ryan Stiles: Well, he's probably not used to living in these warm temperatures.