Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Episode #9.5 (1997)

Clive Anderson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Clive Anderson : [before "Superheroes"]  So what sort of superhero do you think he'd be- not the regular one...

  [an audience member shouts, "Useless Man!"] 

  Clive Anderson : Useless Man.

  [another audience member shouts, "Caterpillar Man!"] 

  Clive Anderson : Caterpillar Man, is like, I think, gives him more to play with, 'cause useless is... kinda what he is. But anyway... no, I didn't mean that. Caterpillar Man. So Caterpillar Man's very good. Now what sort of problem is he dealing with? The whole world is doing what, do you think?

  [an audience member says, "Pants are too small."] 

  Clive Anderson : Pants are too small... funny thing, have we ever done that?

  Greg Proops : If we HAVE, I'm sure it was fraught with hilarity.

  Clive Anderson : Well, with that challenge, let's go ahead. So, pants are getting too small. You are...

  Greg Proops : Which one am I?

  Clive Anderson : You're Captain Caterpillar.

  Greg Proops : Captain Caterpillar.

  Clive Anderson : And you can bring, you can bring elements of Captain Useless as well, if you want.

  Greg Proops : Listen, I'll do Captain Caterpillar, and you can just sit there and be Useless Man like usual.

  Clive Anderson : Oh, you're winning tonight, I can see. Okay, you might metamorphose into something, but anyway...

  Greg Proops : Isn't it about time to make some sort of inappropriate American reference here?

  Clive Anderson : Not yet, you do the show. Come on.

  Greg Proops : Thanks.

  Clive Anderson : Yank.

  Greg Proops : I can take a few hits, if you...

  Clive Anderson : [shouting]  Get on with it, Greg!