Robert Cait: Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin

Quotes 

• Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Think of it a camping trip.

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : [realizing what he's doing, disgusted]  Cadets.

  Col. James 'Dash' Derringer : Hey, we've all done it.

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Yeah, look on the bright side. What can happen on a training cruise?

• Col. James 'Dash' Derringer : Mr. Corbin, I do believe that Mr. Griffin has returned from the land of the civilians.

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : Well, nice to know I rate an official reception.

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : Actually, we're the unofficial reception. This...

  [fishes out an hologram messenger] 

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : is the official welcome.

  Col. John 'Slim' Griffin : [taking it]  I don't think I'm gonna like this.

  Col. James 'Dash' Derringer : See? I told you he was psychic.

  Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin : That's not very scientific, Dash.