- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Hey, can't you go a little faster?
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: Yeah, you get off, and it'll go a little faster.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: [to the robot] Hey - brass-brain!
- [shoots it]
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: C'mon, tin-head, catch me if ya can!
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: I know I'm gonna hate myself for asking but I have to know: How did you do that?
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Easy. I figured it would run out of ammunition pretty soon, and it did.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: I was right. I hate myself. Him, too!
- Lt. Kelsey Carver: This "old guy" used to be the toughest, faster Star Ranger in the service. He's won more medals than any *two* officers in STarcom.
- Base comjputer: Eight minute to destruct.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: You heard the lady; let's move, people!
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: [the computer activates itself and reads 30:00] Crowbar, what does that mean?
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Uh-oh.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Well, that's a technical answer; what do you mean, "Uh-oh"?
- Astro marine: [caught in a net] Us Astro Marines do our best thinking on the ground. This one's up to you.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: [to Crowbar] And if you say "I've got a bad feeling about this," I am going to kick you.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: We'll get back to the cranes and shoot our way to the roof.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: I dunno, Dash; destruction of military property...
- Base computer: Five minute to destruct.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: In five minutes this place is gonna be atomic dust.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: You do have a point.