- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: [in a 1950s style diner, whispering] Ah, what's the proper response?
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Say: 'We're cool, chick'.
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: [to the waitress] We are cold, chicken.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Hey, eh, Crowbar, you cut that kinda close, didn't ya?
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: I had three seconds left, didn't I?
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: Calling Von Dar, are you in position?
- General Von Dar: I am here, woman.
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: You may begin your fake distress call in eight hours.
- General Von Dar: [sarcastic] You're so kind...
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: Say again, I did not copy that.
- General Von Dar: I said: Just what I had in mind.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: Stowaways are definitely against regulations.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Especially when they try to blow up our ship.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: [of the woman on Luna] She sure was beautiful...
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: It wasn't that so much. But I felt something with her. It was as if I knew her from somewhere, like - we were old friends.
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: [eavesdropping] Old enemies, you mean... But I think I'm getting to like you, Paul Corbin.
- Maj. Romak: But if Emperor Dark finds out...
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: He won't. We'll disable the convoy and be in and out before Dark suspects a thing. Then, I can tap into Starcom's computer and it won't matter what Dark thinks. My power will be as great as his.
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: Blast you, Corbin. But you're very good, aren't you? You intrigue me more and more.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: [of traveling with a friend's convoy] I'm not so sure about this, Dash. Regulations say...
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Listen, our orders are to take this new computer modem to Ganymede in one piece. And it's better if we do it without calling attention to ourselves.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: Right. A military convoy would just invite attack by the Shadow Force. This way, they'll probably ignore us.
- Maj. Romak: Looks like your Colonel Crowbar outsmarted you, Malvanna.
- Prof. Malvanna Wilde: [amused] Yes, he did, didn't he? Well, one battle doesn't win the war. There'll be another time.
- [sits back and smiles]