- Lt. Bob T. Rogers: [surrounded by enemy ships] Dash, they're hugging me like long lost grandparents!
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: I've never seen anyone bounce around like that before, Crowbar. Will you teach me how?
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Not today, Slim - maybe not even tomorrow - but I'll get you for this...
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: Send me a letter, and remind me to worry.
- Col. John 'Slim' Griffin: Okay, okay. I'll increase the grav force so you can stop your imitation of a ping-pong ball.
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: Crowbar, you think ya can override the control chip?
- Col. Paul 'Crowbar' Corbin: Was the Big Bang loud?
- Col. James 'Dash' Derringer: No. There's no sound in space.
- Starbase commando: [of the Laser Rats] You Star Wing flyboys dunno what you're missing.
- [one drives itself through the diner wall and the upper section railing to crash into a table]