- Megatron: Dirge, report.
- Dirge: [over radio] Can't move or transform.
- Megatron: [turns to Starscream] I should have you disassembled for this!
- Starscream: Me? But what did I...
- Megatron: Silence!
- Director: You know, "Moist", I think we can use you. How'd you like a job as a - well, what should we call it, uh, "Vehicle Robot"?
- Spike Witwicky: Uh, Hoist can't, but I will!
- Carly: But you're not a vehicle robot.
- Spike Witwicky: Well, I-I'll fake it! I'll fake it!