- Dr. Egon Spengler: Eh, hello, I'm Doctor Egon Spengler and you aren't watching this ruckuss, overblown spectacle. It's totally in the Banshee-riddled mind of my colleague here.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: This could be the end of America as we know it, though I suppose we could afford to lose New Jersey.
- Winston Zeddemore: Thanks Egon, I feel much safer now.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: You know, I don't remember much about the last two hours, but I know this much: that lady's history.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I love the smell of a new stereo.
- [Slimer speaks gibberish]
- Dr. Peter Venkman: They smell like...
- Dr. Egon Spengler: The instantaneous combustion of thousands of dollars?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Ha, ha.
- [more gibberish from Slimer]
- Dr. Peter Venkman: You should know, after what you spent on that dinosaur computer of yours.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Marsha is a wonderful computer. A friend for life.