Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006 Video Game)
Beau Weaver: Tiger Shark, Scorpion, Starbolt
Quotes
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Spider-Man : Hi, Scorpy. What's up? Attending the annual meeting of psychos incorporated?
Scorpion : Don't move, Spider-Man. Dum Dum Dugan is in chains and wired with explosives. One word from me and he's history.
Spider-Man : Okay, okay, I'm not moving... but could you hurry? My suit's riding up and giving me and incredible wedgie.
Scorpion : Make all your jokes now, Web-Head. Because in a few seconds, the joke will be on you!
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Scorpion : No! Dugan's broken free, stop him!
Spider-Man : Hi again. Did I come at a bad time?
Scorpion : Spider-Man, you should be dead!
Spider-Man : You know, I get that a lot. I guess i'm just not a people person.
Scorpion : I've had enough! Kill Dugan while I take care of the wall crawling freak.
Spider-Man : Freak? At least I'm not the one with a prehensile tail.
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[During the Asgard mission, if the player's team includes Spider-Man]
Spider-Man : Tyr, that's no way to straighten your spine.
Scorpion : This must be our lucky day. We get to play with the Spider.
Spider-Man : Well, if it isn't two of my favorite psychos: Scorpion and Lizard. How are you kids doing?
Lizard : Always the comedian, aren't you, Web-head?
Spider-Man : Now is that any way to talk to someone who brought you a nice new lily pad to sit on?
Scorpion : He's a lizard, you moron, not a frog.
Spider-Man : Oh. Well, how about you, Scorpion? You need a lily pad?
Lizard : Hey, Scorpion, seeing the Web-slinger reminds me of how much I love to pull the legs off of spiders.
Scorpion : Me, I just like to stomp 'em and watch 'em twitch.
Spider-Man : Are you guys making veiled threats? I can't tell, and I think I should really be on the loop on this.
Lizard : That's it! I've heard enough! Let's shut him up, Scorpion!
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Scorpion : I was hoping I could find someone being a hero. Seems like I hit the jackpot.
Active Hero : Scorpion! What are you doing here?
Scorpion : I'm working for the biggest group of villains this world has ever known. The Masters of Evil.
Active Hero : Who's in charge?
Scorpion : That's the best part of all. We're led by the man himself... Dr. Doom.
Active Hero : What's he want with this helicarrier?
Scorpion : If you only knew. cause Doom's got a plan that's gonna shake the heavens.
Active Hero : Talk, Scorpion, or you're in for a world of pain.
Scorpion : You wanna get tough, punk? Good. Cause so do I.
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Tiger Shark : Ready to give up yet?
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Scorpion : Let's see what you've got.
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Starbolt : Go no further, humans. I am Starbolt, a member of the Shi'ar Imperial Guard. You stand in defiance of Empress Deathbird.
Active Hero : Deathbird isn't the Empress. She stole the throne from Lilandra.
Starbolt : I know. I was one of the guards who helped her gain power. And I have no intention of letting her lose it.
Active Hero : You can't win, Starbolt. You're alone out here.
Starbolt : Which is exactly how we wanted it to appear. Warstar, attack!