- Vic: I was born to run a club like this. Number 1, I do not spook easily, and those who think I do, are wasting their time, with their surprise attacks. Number 2, women feel comfortable in my presence, with my tales of sexual experimentation, both on the high-seas, and on railway property. Number 3, I am a wizard with star-shaped Chinese weaponry, which I throw accurately, and without due forethought. And number 4, the audience is like... ginger in my hands... Putty!.