Stuart Stone: Junior

Quotes 

• Luigi : Sheesh! Well, brother, I guess we're babysitters. Heh. What do we do first?

  Junior : Hide-and-seek! Let's play hide-and-seek, and you geezers are it!

• Junior : Say, just in case those dopey brothers follow me here, could you guys help me have some fun with them?

  Cheatsy Koopa : Kid, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship!

• [after trapping the Mario Bros. inside a volcano] 

  Junior : That was so cool!

  Kooky von Koopa : Yeah, but the best is yet to come!

  [Kooky starts turning the valve to some pipes] 

  Junior : Hey, guys, this is just for fun, isn't it?

  Kooky von Koopa : Of course it is, and I'm having a great time!

• Junior : Kooky, what are you doing anyway?

  Kooky von Koopa : Filling the cave up with lava, silly. What does it look like?

  Cheatsy Koopa : Look, kid. You've been real helpful, but the truth is, Junior, we really don't like you very much.

  Bully Koopa : Which is why we're getting rid of you.

  Kooky von Koopa : Right now!

  [the Koopalings toss Junior into a pipe] 

• Junior's Mom : Junior! We're home!

  Junior : Uh-oh. If I don't get my bath, Mom will never let you babysit for me again.

  [Mario and Luigi rush upstairs with Junior] 

  Junior : That is, if you ever wanted to.

  [Mario brings in Junior as Luigi fills up the bathtub] 

  Mario : Now hold your breath, Junior, 'cause we're taking a dive!

  [Mario tosses Junior into the tub and the bubbles get on the Mario Bros., covering their raccoon ears and tails] 

  Junior's Mom : [enters the bathroom]  Junior, where are you?

  [notices Junior in the bathtub] 

  Junior's Mom : [gasp]  Why, Junior, I don't believe it! You got Junior to take a bath! Do you think Friday you two would babysit again?

  Junior : Oh, boy, that would be super!

  [Mario and Luigi are less than pleased to hear this]