- King Koopa: Cheatsy, you should've never let me get into this. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not as well-liked as Princess Toadstool.
- Cheatsy Koopa: Yeah, Dad. I noticed.
- King Koopa: She'll go out there and be her goody-goody self and all the people will vote for her.
- Cheatsy Koopa: Uh, maybe you could try being, uh... nice.
- King Koopa: Me? Nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!
- [Kooky and Cheatsy cause a mountain of blocks to collapse, which causes Princess Toadstool to go over a cliff]
- Mario: Oh, the poor princess, crushed by a mudslinging campaign!
- [Mario and Luigi search for Princess Toadstool]
- Luigi: Princess Toadstool! Princess Toadstool!
- Mario: Speak to us!
- Princess Toadstool: What do you want me to say, Mario?
- [Princess Toadstool comes out of a Warp Pipe]
- Mario: How about "Thank goodness for Warp Zones"?
- [Luigi faints]
- Mario: The votes have been counted! And the winner is...
- [opens the envelope and looks at the results]
- Mario: By a vote of 6,436,212 to 1, Princess Toadstool!
- [the crowd cheers]
- Princess Toadstool: Wow!
- King Koopa: How could I be the only guy who voted for me?
- Cheatsy Koopa: We couldn't help it, King Dad. We had to vote for her. She's so nice, and you're so... so...
- [Koopa growls]
- Cheatsy Koopa: Exactly, Dad!
- [Koopa growls again]
- Cheatsy Koopa: Oops! He's got more "Rrrr" than ever!
- [Koopa chases Cheatsy and Kooky around]
- Kooky von Koopa: Oh, brother! King Dad's in trouble. That was a good speech!
- Cheatsy Koopa: This is why we're fixing things, so she would make another one!
- Kooky von Koopa: Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won't be time to genius up another one.
- King Koopa: THEY WHAT!
- Kooky von Koopa: [nerviously] Stole... The Nice Guy Potion.
- King Koopa: But I can't win without it! And you know who I'm gonna blame for this, don't ya?