- MASK Computer: Analyzer indicates book contains unusual combination of organic substances.
- Matt Trakker: What kind of combination?
- MASK Computer: Pepperoni and double cheese.
- [M.A.S.K. laughs]
- T-Bob: Scott, what was that?
- Scott Trakker: [monotone, in a trance] What was what?
- T-Bob: Y-Y-You look weird...
- Scott Trakker: The mountain we go.
- T-Bob: Y-Y-You *sound* weird.
- Scott Trakker: The mountain waits, we go.
- T-Bob: You *are* weird.
- T-Bob: Left, right, left, right. I-I-I feel like a soldier. A lost, tin soldier.
- Scott Trakker: I'm not lost.
- T-Bob: T-T-That's your opinion.
- Alex Sector: The sonar scanner indicates the mountain is apparently quite hollow.
- Matt Trakker: Then Scott's gotta be inside.
- Dusty Hayes: But where's the opening?
- Brad Turner: That doesn't matter, with a blast of antimatter.
- Matt Trakker: Scott, look out!
- Scott Trakker: Oh. He's my new friend.
- T-Bob: Yeah, this guy's a monkey.
- Scott Trakker: Not a monkey, a monk!
- T-Bob: Ready to go?
- Scott Trakker: You bet. I want that pizza.
- [T-Bob goes into motor scooter mode - and takes off]
- Scott Trakker: Wait for me! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!