Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Troy Gentile: Ryan

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• Ryan : Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain!

• Ryan : Keep walking. I don't want to get shot like Tupac.

• Ryan : [battle rap duel]  Yo! Call me whatever you want, but you know I gets busy I'm so badass, I'm the king of Vice City, like the Buddha, I'm Zen, like Beckham I bend, I tell suckers "say hello to my little friend".

  Filkins : Hey, meatball, where's your spaghetti? Your rapping's like a nightmare but I don't see Freddy. You best not even try to spit rhymes, dude 'cause when you spit all I ever see is chewed-up food.

  Ronnie : Yeah, that's how we roll, that's how we do.

  Ryan : Hold on. I know you just didn't go there, I got more skills than you in my one and only nut hair. So you better step off before you insult me and mine 'cause if you decide to step on, see I'm like a land mine... Boom! Boom!

  Filkins : Oh, my God, look it's a punkass rapping. He say one more word I'm gonna have to bitch-slap him. So surprised you're moving ass is so damn fat. You're luck I don't hit you with my Wiffle, Wiffle Ball bat.

  Ryan : Can't hurt my head with a bat, I'm the Incredible Hulk, I'm like Costco. I'm serving ass kickings in bulk. You don't like my words Mister King of the School? Well, guess what? You can suck on my family's jewels. Bitch!

  [crowd cheers] 

• Ryan : [after knocking Filkins down]  Everybody, from 9th grade to 12th grade, I promise you, his reign of tyranny is over! I proclaim it! He will never bother us again! And he's getting up!

  Filkins : You're dead.

  Ryan : And I'm in big trouble!

• Ryan : Not balls! You hit me in the nuts.

• Ryan : If I don't survive, you should definitely sue Emmit's family.

• Drillbit Taylor : Godammit, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid.

  Ryan : C'mon, Drillbit, kick his ass.

  Drillbit Taylor : I can't, he's a minor.

  Kid : No, he's not. He's 18.

• Ryan : Now, we're more screwed than ever. All because you wanted to protect the hobbit over here.

  Drillbit Taylor : Hey, let's just stop for a second.

  Emmit : I'm not a hobbit!

  Ryan : You're a damn hobbit, okay?

  Emmit : I'm not!

  Drillbit Taylor : Hold it! Hey, Emmit's not a hobbit, okay? I don't think.

• Ryan : Me and Emmit are gonna back you up.

  Emmit : Oh, now it's "me and Emmit". You've never been nice to me, Ryan and I've only been kind to you. And I've tried so hard to make this friendship work, but I am not going to die for someone who won't die for me. "Survival technique". I renounce violence. I have a future!

• Drillbit Taylor : So, what's the story? Who do you guys need protection from?

  Ryan : Should be easy for you. Just a high school bully.

  Drillbit Taylor : Yeah. Run into a few of those in my life... What did you do to provoke him?

  Wade : [motioning to Ryan, then Emmit]  He's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

  Ryan : Oh, shut up, Wade!

  Drillbit Taylor : By "awesome," do you mean scared, skinny and lonely?

  Wade : Yeah.

  Drillbit Taylor : Yeah.