Family Guy (TV Series)
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (2006)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Customer, Walt Disney, Vincent Van Gogh, Hadji, Evan's Father, Ron
Photos
Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : You will not call them Mommy and Daddy! It's Lois and the Fat Man, do you understand me?
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Stewie Griffin : All right, that's it! I could handle the crappy apartment and the pedestrian job, but now you're telling me I'm a 35 year-old ''Parade'' magazine reading virgin? Well you sir are pathetic! So forget about sending me back, because I'm not leaving until we do a complete overhaul on this sad thing you call "our life"!
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Brian Griffin : [Heaven] Look at us! Who'd have thought I'd ever be hanging out with Hemmingway, Van Gogh and Cobain! How'd you all end up here?
Ernest Hemmingway : Well, I collapsed under the weight of my own genius, and so I shot myself.
Kurt Cobain : I didn't want my music to become part of some Corporate Mechanism, so I shot myself.
Vincent Van Gogh : I couldn't reconcile the beauty of the World with the way people around me were living, so I shot myself.
Brian Griffin : ...I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.
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Vanessa : Screw him, that fuckin' kid's from Guam. Probably only speaks Spanish or some shit.
Stewie Griffin : Let me tell you something, Nessa. A bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow!
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Stewie Griffin : I ... I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before.
Fran : Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying?
Stewie Griffin : Ah, I guess both. Do I ... do I give you money or something?
Fran : Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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Stewie Griffin : Oh, hey, did they ever unfreeze Walt Disney?
Stewie Griffin : [future self] Unfortunately.
Returnee Man : Welcome back, Mr. Disney.
Walt Disney : Are the Jews gone yet?
Returnee Man : Ahh... no.
Walt Disney : Put me back in.
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Hadji : Sim sim salabim.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, I cut back on that.
