It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare (2006)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

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• Frank Reynolds : Charlie, you've got a lot of balls stealing my money. This shows leadership. I am promoting you to management.

  Charlie Kelly : That's why I did it. That is why I did it.

  Mac : That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?

  Frank Reynolds : You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.

  Dee Reynolds : How come Charlie...? Not fair... How come Charlie...?

  Dennis Reynolds : Why would you do this to us, Dad?

  Frank Reynolds : Because you are crackheads, children.

• Frank Reynolds : Well, if we're gonna do something like this, we gotta make sure we don't abuse anybody.

  Charlie Kelly : No, I mean I know what it's like to grow up poor. You know, we gotta treat people with respect.

  Mac : Respect is the name of the game. Respect is number one!

  Charlie Kelly : It's the name of almost every game.

  Mac : Absolutely because we understand the plight of the worker.

  Charlie Kelly : Plight...

  Mac : Respect.

  Charlie Kelly : Respect the plight. What d'ya think, Frank?

  Frank Reynolds : I'm good, go get us some slaves.

• Charlie Kelly : Alright. So what's the vig?

  Frank Reynolds : What?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, man. What's the vig on this action?

  Frank Reynolds : Do you even know what VIG means?