Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Gamera (1988)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Hodgson

Quotes 

• [the episode opens with Crow in a cryogenic chamber] 

  Crow T. Robot : Hi, folks. Welcome to the Satellite of... Love. Say, uh, Tom, what's with the Crow-in-the-box?

  Joel : Oh, I'm just taking Crow's temperature down to absolute zero! Woohoo!

  Crow T. Robot : Tom! If you do that, you'll cease all molecular activity! It could start a chain reaction that could destroy us all!

  Joel : Yeah, that's how it played out in our scenario. Hey, wait a minute! That would be really stupid!

  [Joel puts on a pair of thermal gloves and opens the cryogenic chamber] 

  Crow T. Robot : Hang on, Crow! Don't worry! I got ya!

  [Joel reaches into the chamber and Crow shatters] 

  Joel : Good one, Joel!

  Crow T. Robot : Oops. We'll be right back.

  Joel : I'm not putting him back together, either.