The L Word (TV Series)

Legend in the Making (2007)

Mia Kirshner: Jenny Schecter

Quotes 

• Max Sweeney : I just don't know why we can't work it out.

  Jenny Schecter : Because you identify as a straight man. So there's the mismatch because you want me to be your straight girlfriend to your straight guy. And I identify as a lesbian who likes to fuck girls. And you're not a girl.

• Jenny Schecter : Oh, guess what. Umm... We got a mention on MySpace and we took out an ad on OurChart.

• Helena Peabody : [Alice and Jenny are explaining the concept of the online version of The Chart to Helena.]  Do you have to sleep with someone first?

  Alice Pieszecki : Well, I mean, when I first put it up, that was the core concept. Like, you know, Jenny slept with Tina, who slept with Annie...

  Helena Peabody : [to Jenny]  You slept with Tina?

  Jenny Schecter : Nooo! I would never sleep with Tina.

  Alice Pieszecki : No, no, hypothetically.

• Jenny Schecter : There's Gabby Deveaux.

  Helena Peabody : Whoa, that's a lot of hookups.

  Alice Pieszecki : [chirpily]  Yeah, she's a whore.

• Jenny Schecter : [to Helena]  Oh, my God! You're right. Look at this. This girl has slept with one thousand, one hundred... Oh! She just added a name. Now it's one thousand, one hundred and fifty one.

• Claude Mondrian : [after Marina is out of earshot]  Do you think she'll have sex with us?

  Jenny Schecter : [after a pause]  No.

  Claude Mondrian : Ask her.

• Jenny Schecter : [to Alice and Helena]  Of course I'm going to read my own reviews. Why shouldn't I?

• Jenny Schecter : [to Max]  Alice worked for weeks setting this wedding up. Helena spent a small fortune.

• Jenny Schecter : [to Max]  What Shane did is terrible and completely unforgivable.