Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Donatello Trashes Slash (1992)

Rob Paulsen: Raphael

Quotes 

• Donatello : Not so fast, fellow pizza lovers. This is a perfect opportunity for me to demonstrate my latest invention.

  [pulls off a sheet] 

  Donatello : The automatic pizza-slicer.

  Michelangelo : Whoa, it looks more like a pizza shredder.

  Raphael : Face it, it just looks like Shredder, period.

• Slash : Ah, my earthling enemies. You've arrived precisely on schedule. I calculated it to the nanosecond.

  Leonardo , Raphael , Michelangelo : Huh?

  Donatello : Guys, I told you. He's changed.

• Slash : And now I shall destroy you utterly.

  Raphael : Whoa, now, whoa, whoa, time out. Easy, easy. Let's, uh, let's discuss this.

  Slash : Well, now that I have such an incredible vocabulary, discussing things is my strong point.

  Raphael : Then answer us this. How did you get so smart all of a sudden?

  Slash : I was wondering when someone would ask me that. It happened while I was drifting through space...

  [flashback starts] 

  Slash : Which was entirely your doing, I might add.

  Michelangelo : Yeah, I remember. Episode 74.

• Raphael : [about Slash]  I think I liked that guy better when he was a blithering idiot.

• Leonardo : Donatello!

  Michelangelo : All right, you've come to rescue us!

  Donatello : [pulls out his pizza-slicer]  I brought this to dismantle the antenna, but I've got a better use for it.

  Raphael : We're about to go bungee jumping without a rope, and you bring your dumbest invention of all time?

• Leonardo : I've got to hand it to Donatello. He outsmarted Slash and his alien super intelligence.

  Michelangelo : Yeah, but there's just one thing that's bugging me. Nothing blew up.

  Raphael : And this bugs you?

  Michelangelo : Well, you know how when we defeat the bad guys, there's always, like, this big, humongous explosion?

  Raphael : Yeah? So?

  Michelangelo : Well, so we defeated Slash, but nothing blew up.

  [Donatello enters with something covered in a sheet] 

  Donatello : Ahem. Since I am once again the inventive genius of this group, here's my latest creation.

  [pulls off the sheet] 

  Donatello : The automatic cheese grater!

  [the turtles groan] 

  Donatello : See, you put the parmesan here, and presto!

  [Donatello presses a button and the machine explodes, making a mess] 

  Raphael : [to Michelangelo]  You happy now?

  Michelangelo : When am I gonna learn to keep my big beak shut?