Gears of War (2006 Video Game)
John DiMaggio: Marcus Fenix, Franklin, KR-64 Pilot
Quotes
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Dominic Santiago : No way... Cole Train, we saw you play.
Augustus Cole : Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see The Cole Train play!
Dominic Santiago : Marcus, do you remember this guy? Division playoffs? 40 yard line?
Marcus Fenix : I remember that you owe me 20 bucks.
Dominic Santiago : Oh yeah? See me after the war.
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Marcus Fenix : Baird, what's the status on that APC?
Damon Baird : [over radio] The status is that it sucks.
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Marcus Fenix : SUCK PAVEMENT!
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Marcus Fenix : Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
Anya : [over radio] GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
Damon Baird : [over radio] There's shit everywhere!
Augustus Cole : [over radio] C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
Damon Baird : [over radio] Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
Dominic Santiago : ...No way.
Marcus Fenix : Sucks to be them.
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Marcus Fenix : Cole, what's you're status?
Augustus Cole : Shit yeah, baby we got the hook-up! They given us a big-ass dinner!
Damon Baird : We are gonna get dysentery from this shit.
Augustus Cole : Baird's havin a hard time adjustin, you know.
Marcus Fenix : Tell Baird to shut up and eat, we'll be back soon.
Augustus Cole : Copy that, Cole out.
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Marcus Fenix : What are you doing here?
Dominic Santiago : Getting you out. Here, put this on.
Marcus Fenix : You could get into a lot of trouble for doing this.
Dominic Santiago : Not anymore. Things have changed. Common.
Marcus Fenix : What about the other prisoners? We can't just leave them here.
Dominic Santiago : They're gone. Hoffman pardoned everybody.
Marcus Fenix : Is that right?
Dominic Santiago : Welcome back to the army, soldier.
Marcus Fenix : Shit.
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Marcus Fenix : [after using chainsaw bayonet] I could do that all day!
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Marcus Fenix : That smells nasty. What are these guys made of, shit?
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Marcus Fenix : And then there were none.
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Marcus Fenix : Baird, what's up?
Damon Baird : [through the comm. system] Oh, it's bullshit. Somebody figured out that Cole use to play Thrashball, and now it's all:
Damon Baird : [feminine voice] "Oh, Cole Train! Tell us about that play again!"
Damon Baird : - and...
Damon Baird : [feminine voice] "Number 83, sign my shirt!"
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Damon Baird : Corpser!
Marcus Fenix : It's pulling back.
Damon Baird : Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.
[ominously]
Damon Baird : Like a snack.
Marcus Fenix : Bullshit.
Damon Baird : You think I'm kidding?
Marcus Fenix : I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.
Augustus Cole : Aww, ain't that cute.
Dominic Santiago : Like two assholes on their first date.
Augustus Cole : [laughs]
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Dominic Santiago : [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Marcus Fenix : It's just the wind.
Dominic Santiago : Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
Dominic Santiago : [noticing odd Locust soldier] Uhh... Those aren't drones.
Marcus Fenix : Shit... Looks like they upgraded.
Damon Baird : [on radio] They're called Theron Guards.
Dominic Santiago : You think they know what we're doing?
Marcus Fenix : Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.
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Pvt. Carmine : Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one that fought at Asho Fields?
Marcus Fenix : Yep.
Pvt. Carmine : Wow. Cool!
Marcus Fenix : [looks away] Not really.
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Marcus Fenix : [after curb stomping] Aaand... dead.
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Marcus Fenix : [after using chainsaw bayonet] Ugh, I think I got some on me, now I got the cooties.
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Damon Baird : Hi boys!
Marcus Fenix : [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
Damon Baird : Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a fucking party down here!
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Marcus Fenix : Jack, set up a comm link with this guy.
Stranded : Alright, I'll talk to your trash can here.
Dominic Santiago : *Don't* screw up.
Stranded : Hey, I screw up and I never see yo ass again - cause you be dead! Hahaha!
Dominic Santiago : [to himself] I'm gonna kill this guy...
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Damon Baird : What, there's Stranded here?
Dominic Santiago : Yep, there's a camp just ahead.
Damon Baird : So what, you, like, hang out with Stranded?
Dominic Santiago : I don't "hang out" with them, dickwad. I'm looking for somebody.
Marcus Fenix : Baird - shut up. Keep moving.
Damon Baird : What? What did I say? I'm... I'm sure there's... there's some nice... Stranded...
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Marcus Fenix : Anya. Berserker. Satellite?
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Marcus Fenix : Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus Fenix : Hmm... Got one?
Dominic Santiago : Yeah, in my other pants.
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Boomer : [as Marcus and Dom ride pass in mine carts] Die... enemy...
Marcus Fenix : What the hell is that doing here?
Dominic Santiago : Checking tickets?
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Victor Hoffman : Bad news, Fenix: it didn't work.
Marcus Fenix : What do you mean, "it didn't work"?
Victor Hoffman : I mean, that lousy resonator didn't deliver the goods! We're missing data on - hell, I don't know - most of the tunnel network! We'd need a hundred resonators to map all of the tunnels!
Marcus Fenix : This is bullshit!
Damon Baird : [holding up a geobot] So what? We'll just use this instead.
Dominic Santiago : How 'bout I use it to smash your teeth in?
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Franklin : Hey yo! Yo Santiago! We even now man - no more favors asshole!
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[Marcus and Dom enter a fortified area only to fired upon by a Stranded]
Marcus Fenix : Cease fire!
[Beat]
Marcus Fenix : ...Dishit.
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Kim : We're Delta Squad. We're here for the resonator.
Marcus Fenix : And to rescue you guys.
Augustus Cole : We've been trying to contact Control, but our radios don't work for *shit*.
[Beat]
Augustus Cole : ...Sir.
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Marcus Fenix : [Marcus and Dom cautiously enter a basement] Quiet...
Augustus Cole : [radioing in] Hey! We're all clear up here!
Dominic Santiago : Dammit!
Marcus Fenix : Cole, shut the hell up!
Augustus Cole : Uh-oh! Sorry baby!
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Marcus Fenix : [door locked on train cart] Dammit! Jack, open this door.
[Berserker roars]
Dominic Santiago : Great, now what?
Marcus Fenix : Are you kidding me? Berserker!
[on radio]
Marcus Fenix : Anya, we're using the Hammer of Dawn, right now!
Anya : Negative Delta, you can't, not with all those Nemacyst inking the sky.
Marcus Fenix : Fine, we'll go to plan B!
[to Dom]
Marcus Fenix : ... You got a plan B?
Dominic Santiago : What? Hell no!
Marcus Fenix : Shiiiiit!
Dominic Santiago : [after Berserker is killed] Piece of shit!
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Marcus Fenix : Cole. Baird. We're in.
Damon Baird : Well it's about time, we've been here for *at least* two minutes.
Marcus Fenix : [sarcastically] Well good for you smart ass.
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Damon Baird : Kicked. Their. Asses.
Marcus Fenix : It's not over Baird, you better reload.
Damon Baird : Huh, why?
Marcus Fenix : [More Locust emerge ahead and a Troika gunner opens fire] *That's* why.