Gears of War (2006 Video Game)

Carlos Ferro: Dominic Santiago, KR-61 Pilot, Agitated Stranded, Victim #1 Stranded, Drunk #2 Stranded

Quotes 

• Dominic Santiago : No way... Cole Train, we saw you play.

  Augustus Cole : Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see The Cole Train play!

  Dominic Santiago : Marcus, do you remember this guy? Division playoffs? 40 yard line?

  Marcus Fenix : I remember that you owe me 20 bucks.

  Dominic Santiago : Oh yeah? See me after the war.

• Marcus Fenix : Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?

  Anya : [over radio]  GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?

  Damon Baird : [over radio]  There's shit everywhere!

  Augustus Cole : [over radio]  C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.

  Damon Baird : [over radio]  Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.

  Dominic Santiago : ...No way.

  Marcus Fenix : Sucks to be them.

• Kim : State your name, soldier.

  Augustus Cole : Private Augustus Cole, alpha squad, sir!

  Dominic Santiago : Cole?... as in The Cole Train?

  Augustus Cole : Yeah, that's right.

• Marcus Fenix : What are you doing here?

  Dominic Santiago : Getting you out. Here, put this on.

  Marcus Fenix : You could get into a lot of trouble for doing this.

  Dominic Santiago : Not anymore. Things have changed. Common.

  Marcus Fenix : What about the other prisoners? We can't just leave them here.

  Dominic Santiago : They're gone. Hoffman pardoned everybody.

  Marcus Fenix : Is that right?

  Dominic Santiago : Welcome back to the army, soldier.

  Marcus Fenix : Shit.

• Damon Baird : Corpser!

  Marcus Fenix : It's pulling back.

  Damon Baird : Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.

  [ominously] 

  Damon Baird : Like a snack.

  Marcus Fenix : Bullshit.

  Damon Baird : You think I'm kidding?

  Marcus Fenix : I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.

  Augustus Cole : Aww, ain't that cute.

  Dominic Santiago : Like two assholes on their first date.

  Augustus Cole : [laughs] 

• Dominic Santiago : [hearing odd sound]  Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?

  Marcus Fenix : It's just the wind.

  Dominic Santiago : Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

  Dominic Santiago : [noticing odd Locust soldier]  Uhh... Those aren't drones.

  Marcus Fenix : Shit... Looks like they upgraded.

  Damon Baird : [on radio]  They're called Theron Guards.

  Dominic Santiago : You think they know what we're doing?

  Marcus Fenix : Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.

• Pvt. Carmine : I used to have nightmares about those things when I was a kid.

  Dominic Santiago : Shit... I still do!

• Marcus Fenix : Jack, set up a comm link with this guy.

  Stranded : Alright, I'll talk to your trash can here.

  Dominic Santiago : *Don't* screw up.

  Stranded : Hey, I screw up and I never see yo ass again - cause you be dead! Hahaha!

  Dominic Santiago : [to himself]  I'm gonna kill this guy...

• Damon Baird : What, there's Stranded here?

  Dominic Santiago : Yep, there's a camp just ahead.

  Damon Baird : So what, you, like, hang out with Stranded?

  Dominic Santiago : I don't "hang out" with them, dickwad. I'm looking for somebody.

  Marcus Fenix : Baird - shut up. Keep moving.

  Damon Baird : What? What did I say? I'm... I'm sure there's... there's some nice... Stranded...

• Damon Baird : [Cole and Baird arrive just as Marcus and Dom manage to kill a Corsper]  Ah, just in time!

  Dominic Santiago : Just in time to kiss my ass...

• Marcus Fenix : Looks like you need an access code.

  Marcus Fenix : Hmm... Got one?

  Dominic Santiago : Yeah, in my other pants.

• Dominic Santiago : [once the Locust tunnels have finally been destroyed]  ... So, what are we doing tomorrow?

• Boomer : [as Marcus and Dom ride pass in mine carts]  Die... enemy...

  Marcus Fenix : What the hell is that doing here?

  Dominic Santiago : Checking tickets?

• Victor Hoffman : Bad news, Fenix: it didn't work.

  Marcus Fenix : What do you mean, "it didn't work"?

  Victor Hoffman : I mean, that lousy resonator didn't deliver the goods! We're missing data on - hell, I don't know - most of the tunnel network! We'd need a hundred resonators to map all of the tunnels!

  Marcus Fenix : This is bullshit!

  Damon Baird : [holding up a geobot]  So what? We'll just use this instead.

  Dominic Santiago : How 'bout I use it to smash your teeth in?

• Marcus Fenix : [Marcus and Dom cautiously enter a basement]  Quiet...

  Augustus Cole : [radioing in]  Hey! We're all clear up here!

  Dominic Santiago : Dammit!

  Marcus Fenix : Cole, shut the hell up!

  Augustus Cole : Uh-oh! Sorry baby!

• Marcus Fenix : [door locked on train cart]  Dammit! Jack, open this door.

  [Berserker roars] 

  Dominic Santiago : Great, now what?

  Marcus Fenix : Are you kidding me? Berserker!

  [on radio] 

  Marcus Fenix : Anya, we're using the Hammer of Dawn, right now!

  Anya : Negative Delta, you can't, not with all those Nemacyst inking the sky.

  Marcus Fenix : Fine, we'll go to plan B!

  [to Dom] 

  Marcus Fenix : ... You got a plan B?

  Dominic Santiago : What? Hell no!

  Marcus Fenix : Shiiiiit!

  Dominic Santiago : [after Berserker is killed]  Piece of shit!

• Dominic Santiago : [to Marcus, right after "resurrecting" him]  Walk it off, you pussy!