Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Candy Sale (1995)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [a chocolate bar rep is assaulting Beavis and Butthead for not handing over their proceeds] 

  Bradley Buzzcut : [storming in]  What the hell are you doing? This is my class I do the ass kicking around here.

  Chocolate Bar Representative : Wait your turn, Jarhead!

  [weakly slaps Buzzcut] 

  Bradley Buzzcut : [face turns red]  You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candy-ass! I hope you know some form of hand-to-hand combat!

  Chocolate Bar Representative : Oh, you're going down, soldier-boy!

  [the candy rep lightly hits Buzzcut, who responds with several brutal standing sidekicks as Beavis and Butthead laugh] 

• Butt-Head : Uh, our school's making us sell candy.

  Beavis : Yeah, we're losers. Heh-heh-heh.

  Tom Anderson : What in the hell kinda sales approach is that? You boys couldn't sell a dollar for fifty cents.