The L Word (TV Series)

Lassoed (2007)

Laurel Holloman: Tina Kennard

Quotes 

• Jenny Schecter : [playing Celebrity]  I don't know who Terrell Owens is.

  [All the straight people laugh and all the gay people draw blanks] 

  Henry : Football player.

  Tina Kennard : Oh.

  Straight Guy : He's the most talented receiver in football.

  Straight Woman : And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. She dropped her towel.

  Helena Peabody : The desperate... what?

• Tina Kennard : [regarding Henry's house]  Yeah, it's fine. I'd re-model it but I don't live here.

  Bette Porter : [deadpan]  Yet.

• Woman At Party : Your daughter is adorable.

  Bette Porter : [looking at Angelica's picture]  Thank you.

  Woman At Party : What would you do if one day she decided to that she wanted to live with her Father?

  Tina Kennard : We don't call him the Father; we call him the donor.

• Brad : Look, I'm not a homophobe, you know what I'm saying? But, uh... Look, if my son came home and he told me that he was gay... I mean, I'm sure I would come around to it but... You know, at first there would be a reaction and... I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be honest here, alright?

  Bette Porter : An honest homophobe, how nice.

  Tina Kennard : Bette, don't get into it.

  Bette Porter : No, I... I understand, Brad. I mean, you find gay sex repulsive and you don't care about your son's personal happiness as much as you do for your own comfort level. Right?