"The Red Green Show" New Job in Town (TV Episode 2001) - Steve Smith as Red Green

Red Green : [a bit exasperated that none of his fellow lodge members got chosen as promoter for Possum Lake] Well, it looks like somebody was PAID OFF here.

Wayne Robson as Mike Hamar : Oh, no - - they wouldn't take a bribe.

[Red gives Mike a sudden reproachful squint, causing Mike to realize that he has virtually admitted to having tried to illegally bribe the town officials to choose him]

Wayne Robson as Mike Hamar : I-I wouldn't THINK - -!
Red Green : But what I can't understand, Harold, is why they'd want to hire someone like you. I applied for that job, you know.

Harold Green (Patrick McKenna) : [with a hint of amused unimpressed sarcasm] Yeah, I know - a lot of you guys did. That REALLY HELPED me get the job - thanks.
Harold Green (Patrick McKenna) : [feeling somewhat shy and uncertain to just come out and tell Red that he'd missed him while he was employed at MultiCorp Inc] But you know... truth be told... I, uh... well, I missed... um... I missed... you know... everybody.

Red Green : [in a crisply direct tone, the entire opposite of how Harold had spoken] Did you miss ME, Harold?

Harold Green (Patrick McKenna) : [also in a direct manner, his uncertain feelings having been mercifully and refreshingly broken by his uncle's unabashed speech] Well, did you miss ME?

Red Green : [with a warm-hearted grin] I wasn't even SHOOTIN' at ya, Harold!

Steve Smith: Red Green