Ghostwriter (TV Series)

Attack of the Slime Monster: Part 4 (1995)

Melissa Gonzalez: Gaby Fernandez

Quotes 

• Tina Nguyen : Excuse me, Mr. Slime Monster, Sir...

  Gooey Gus the Slime Monster : What do you want?

  Tina Nguyen : Well, I just want to tell you that... no one's laughing at you!

  Gooey Gus the Slime Monster : I'm sure somebody's laughing SOMEWHERE!

  Jamal Jenkins : Now, why would somebody laugh?

  Gooey Gus the Slime Monster : Just look at me. I'm twisted. And gooey. And purple. I'm... HIDEOUS!

  Gaby Fernandez : I don't think so!

  [to camera] 

  Gaby Fernandez : Hey. I'm trying to save my life here. You know what I'm sayin'?

  Gooey Gus the Slime Monster : You really don't think I'm that hideous?

  Gaby Fernandez : Really! Purple's my favorite color!

  Gooey Gus the Slime Monster : It's not easy being purple. People call me all kinds of nasty names. Mr. Eggplant. Errr... Grapeboy! And worst of all, they always confuse me with that doofy dinosaur! Oh, I feel SO bad!

  Jamal Jenkins : That's okay, Slimy.

• Tina Nguyen : [Everyone laughs as she types]  What's so funny?

  Gaby Fernandez : [reading]  "The *Slim* Monster"?

  Tina Nguyen : What?

  [sees her typo] 

  Tina Nguyen : Oh.

  Alex Fernandez : He must be made of sugar-free gum!