- June Cleaver: What do you want Wally?
- Wally Cleaver: Nothing.
- June Cleaver: Well you must be looking for something.
- Wally Cleaver: No I'm not. It's not here anyway.
- Ward Cleaver: June, didn't these used to be our best dishes?
- June Cleaver: When we were first married, they were. Now, they're our third best.
- Ward Cleaver: Huh. I didn't realize marriage was so tough on dishes.
- Wally Cleaver: [after Beaver tells Wally that Larry told the truth about the homework] Boy, that Larry doesn't look like the kinda guy who would do something like that, but I guess he must be the kinda guy who'd do something like that... 'cause he did it!