Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [Beaver is visiting Larry, and we find the boys in Larry's sister's bedroom] We shouldn't be in here, should we, Larry?
Larry Mondello: It's all right. My sister's out. She went to the museum with a girlfriend.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Oh. Does she like museums?
Larry Mondello: No, but my mother says she'll never get a man mopin' around the house.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Well, I've never been in a girl's room before.
Larry Mondello: Not even your mother's?
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [slightly annoyed] My mother's not a girl!
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [the boys explore the dressing table] Hey, Larry, what's this?
Larry Mondello: My sister's always puttin' this junk on her hair, so it shouldn't be crummy.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's this, Larry?
Larry Mondello: That's perfume, to make her smell good, and these are beauty cremes she's always smearin' on her face.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Boy, it sure is a lot of trouble bein' a girl.
Larry Mondello: It is when you look like my sister.