The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Loosely Ballroom (2006)

Adrian R'Mante: Esteban

Quotes 

• [Esteban teaches Zack, Cody, Janice, and Jessica to dance] 

  Esteban : You must hold each other so closely...

  [places magazines between their bodies] 

  Esteban : ...that this magazine won't fall.

  Zack Martin : Excellent. You got a thinner magazine?

• Esteban : Oh, my poor sister will never be a woman.

• Esteban : [after winning the dance competition]  I would like to thank everyone from the heart of my bottom!

  Zack Martin : Uh, you mean, "bottom of my heart".

  Esteban : That too.

• Leo : [coughing]  Is this the ballroom dance class?

  Esteban : Oh, yes, it is. Are you here to enroll?

  Leo : Yes. My doctor told me I needed some exercise, but my nurse Shannon won't let me chase her around the living room anymore.

  [starts crying] 

  Leo : I'll be all right.

• Mr. Moseby : Esteban, good news. I have booked the Boston Ballroom Dance Competition for here at the Tipton. Now, if your school takes first place, you'll get $1,000.

  Esteban : Oh, gracias, Mr. Moseby. You booked this to help me pay for my sister's quinceanera.

  Mr. Moseby : No, I just wanted a trophy.

• Esteban : Okay, everyone. Let's go over what dance each couple will be doing. London, Lance, what do you feel comfortable doing?

  London Tipton : Shopping.

  Lance : Swimming.

  Esteban : I meant with dance.

  Lance : The swim.

  London Tipton : The shop.

  Esteban : The Samba it is.