Dexter (TV Series)

Popping Cherry (2006)

Michael C. Hall: Dexter Morgan

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Quotes 

• Angel Batista : She's a butterface.

  Dexter Morgan : What's a butterface?

  Angel Batista : You know, compadre. She's got a hot body - but her face.

  Dexter Morgan : Oh.

  Vince Masuka : How great would it be to pull a bronco on her? Yeah? Yeah?

  [Dexter is baffled again] 

  Angel Batista : You do it doggie-style. Right? And just when she's getting into it, you grab her by the hips, and you yell another woman's name, and, bam, you're riding her like a bronco, because she's trying to buck you off.

  Dexter Morgan : [thinking]  Many times in life I feel like I'm missing some essential piece of the human puzzle. This is one of them.

• Dexter Morgan : All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right.

• Dexter Morgan : Look I don't want to cancel all my credit cards and I hate waiting in line at the DMV, so give me back the wallet you stole from my car or I'll break your fucking neck!

• Rita Bennett : [the family are working in the garden]  Thank you for doing this, Dexter. I moved here from Michigan with dreams of fruit trees in my garden.

  Cody Bennett : But they keep dying.

  Rita Bennett : I can't help it, I kill things.

  Dexter Morgan : That must be awful. Fortunately, I have a green thumb. The key to happy citrus is a fertilizer. Bone meal works the best.

• Dexter Morgan : [voiceover]  Most people have a hard time dealing with death, but I'm not most people. It's the grief that makes me uncomfortable. Not because I'm a killer, really. I just don't understand all that emotion, which makes it tough to fake.

  [putting on sun glasses] 

  Dexter Morgan : In those cases, shades come in handy.

• Dexter Morgan : Do you want a hug?

  Debra Morgan : Fuck off.

• Dexter Morgan : Everyone moves to Miami to die, which means we have more junk than any city in America.

• Dexter Morgan : [holding Astor]  If I had a heart, it might be breaking right now.

• Dexter Morgan : How'd it feel? To kill a guy.

  Harry Morgan : Not so great Dex. When you take a man's life you're not just killing him, you're snuffing out all the things he'll ever become. As a cop I only fire my weapon to save a life, that's a code I live by. Killing must serve a purpose or else it's just plain murder.

• Angel Batista : [about the body found on the ice of a hockey arena]  What do you think he's trying to tell us?

  Dexter Morgan : That hockey's a violent sport?