- Captain Carl: You know, Pee-wee, there's a real twisted side to you.
- Pee-wee: Thanks, Captain Carl.
- Captain Carl: [stares] You're welcome.
- Mr. Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee: Who's there?
- Mr. Knucklehead: How are ya?
- Pee-wee: How are ya who?
- Mr. Knucklehead: How are ya gonna decide who to take to dinner?
- [laughs and hops away; Pee-wee looks shocked]
- Pee-wee: I don't know! I DON'T KNOW!
- Pee-wee: Hey, Captain Carl, have you ever been to Hawaii?
- Captain Carl: Yeah, it's a beautiful place. Beautiful.
- [Pee-wee is playing golf indoors. He takes a shot, but the ball misses the windmill and everyone cheers for him]
- Pee-wee: But I missed!
- Conky, the Robot: But nobody misses like you do, Pee-wee.
- Magic Screen: What style.
- Chairry: What flair.
- Randy: What a lot of hooey!