The L Word (TV Series)

Livin' La Vida Loca (2007)

Laurel Holloman: Tina Kennard

Quotes 

• Alice Pieszecki : [reading a message from Papi on her computer]  "Tonight, ten p.m. I'll be there. Will you?" Oh yeah, sure you will, Papi.

  Tina Kennard : You call your computer "Papi"?

  Alice Pieszecki : Oh, no, it's this girl on Our Chart. Papi. You know, she has more hits than Shane. How do you not know this? Where have you been? Oh, right. Stuck in the far reaches of Heteroville, that's right.

• Alice Pieszecki : [as Shane walks into the room]  Well, holy fuck as I live and breathe.

  Tina Kennard : Wow! Shane!

  Kit Porter : Look who finally showed up?

• Helena Peabody : [about Aaron]  He sent you to fire me?

  Tina Kennard : It was a power trip. He's a scumbag.