The L Word (TV Series)

Livin' La Vida Loca (2007)

Janina Gavankar: Papi

Quotes 

• Papi : [to Alice, correcting her pronunciation]  It's little more Latina than your tongue is used to, chica. Here, let me help you to say my name right. You might need it later.

• Alice Pieszecki : Well, Papi, you have become sort of a legend in about uh... two days on my website. You crashed my whole server.

  Papi : What can I say, I've been blessed. Seems the ladies like me as much as I like them.

  Alice Pieszecki : We're talking about a helluva lot of ladies.

  Papi : Like I said: I've been blessed... a lot.

• Alice Pieszecki : What are you doing?

  Papi : Circles. Magic circles.

  Alice Pieszecki : [moaning]  Circles...

  Papi : Circles are good, right?

  Alice Pieszecki : Oh yeah, circles are good. Yeah, circles. Oh wow, circles.

  Papi : You like that?

  Alice Pieszecki : Oh yeah, I think I really like circles. Circles are great, Papi!

• Alice Pieszecki : Oh, wow! How do you say "I'm done" in Spanish?

  Papi : [a beat]  You're not done.

• Alice Pieszecki : Do you wanna come in?

  Papi : Oh, no, no, no. Thanks, though. But it's against the rules. Rule number one: Papi doesn't do breakfast.

• [last lines] 

  Helena Peabody : [emerging from the bushes with Papi]  So, would you like to come back for a nightcap?

  Papi : Uh... Rule number two: Never go home with a girl whose roommate you just bopped that same morning. But umm... thanks for the offer.

• Papi : [to Alice]  Actually, it's pronounced Pah-Pee!

• Papi : [to Alice]  I can make a woman cum just by kissing her.

• Papi : [whispers in Alice's ear]  You make me bad...

  Alice : [moans]  Oh wow...

  [gasps] 

  Alice : What are you doing?

  Papi : [whispers]  Circles!

  Alice : Ohh...!

  Papi : Magic circles!

  Alice : [moans]  Circles!

  Papi : Circles are good right?

  Alice : [moans]  Oh yeah, circles are good!

  Papi : Aha!

  Alice : Yeah circles

  [gasps] 

  Alice : Oh wow circles

  [moans] 

  Papi : You like that?

  Alice : Oh yeah I really think I like circles!

  [moans louder] 

  Alice : Oh wow, yeah circles, circles are great Papi!

  [moans even louder] 

  Alice : Circles are great Papi!

  [gasps loudly between breaths] 

  Alice : Oh Papi, oh Papi, oh my god Papi, Papi, Papi!