SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Lost Mattress/Krabs vs. Plankton (2005)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Clam, Fish Guy #1

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I've never seen so many mattresses in one place!

  Patrick Star : I know.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : How many do you think their are?

  Patrick Star : [long pause]  Ten.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Cross-examining a mop]  So, it was you who made the floor slippery, wasn't it? Answer the question! Need I remind you, sir, that you are under oath?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Defense calls Mr. Squidward to the stand.

  Mr. Krabs : Ah, Squidward. A loyal employee.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr... Tentacles, is it? My client has been called cheap. Do you agree with this ludicrous statement?

  Squidward : Yes.

  Mr. Krabs : What?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Let me rephrase the question. Can you recall an instance of Mr. Krabs' generosity in any way?

  Squidward : Nope. Can I go now? My first day off in three years and I have to spend it testifying?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Run, Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!

• Squidward : Okay, here's the plan. You two sneak in there, remove the mattress from underneath the guard worm, without waking the worm.

  Patrick Star : Why not?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Because that would be rude, Patrick.

• Plankton : But the worst part is, that my dreams of running a marathon like I promised my dear old Grammy have been dashed. I'm sorry, Gram-Gram! I'm sorry!

  [Jury starts sobbing] 

  Plankton : Thank you for your kind attention.

  [to himself] 

  Plankton : ... suckers.

  Judge : Does the defendant have an opening statement?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes, Your Honor. Poor Gram-Gram!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [in a mattress store]  Wow, look at all these mattresses! How many do you think here are?

  Patrick : [looks around the store]  Ten.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Cool.