The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Long, Long Weekend (1961)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Bellboy, Dino

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Quotes 

• Grand Poobah : [puts his hat on Fred]  Here, friend. Consider yourself the new Exalted Ruler.

  [runs away] 

  Woman : After him, girls! He's out in the lobby!

  Woman #2 : Let's lynch him!

  Woman #3 : Good idea!

  Fred Flintstone : Come on, Barney, let's get out of here.

  Barney Rubble : If they see you with that hat on, you're dead!

• Fred Flintstone : Boy, what a close call. We were lucky to get out of there alive.

  Barney Rubble : Well, what do we do now, Fred? Go home?

  Fred Flintstone : What else?

  [the Grand Poobah's hat is taken off Fred's head and put on Wilma's] 

  Betty Rubble : Now hear this, you two Water Buffaloes. Her Highness, your great leader, is going to speak.

  Wilma Flintstone : You two sports are going to take us to a nice hotel where we can enjoy ourselves.

  Betty Rubble : Yeah, and we don't want to cook, wash, or do any dishes. Capiche?

  Barney Rubble : We hear you, O Great Exalted Grand Poobah.

  Fred Flintstone : And we obey, Your Highness.

  Barney Rubble : Yep, if we know what's good for us.

• Wilma Flintstone : Oh, come on, Fred, let's get going.

  Fred Flintstone : We've got to check our list first. Go ahead, Barney.

  Barney Rubble : Dino?

  Fred Flintstone : At the vet's.

  Barney Rubble : Fishing gear?

  Fred Flintstone : Check.

  Barney Rubble : Bowling balls?

  Fred Flintstone : Check.

  Barney Rubble : Ping-pong set?

  Fred Flintstone : Check-a-roony.

  Barney Rubble : Swimsuits?

  Fred Flintstone : Uh, check-a-doodle.

  Barney Rubble : Catcher's mitt?

  Fred Flintstone : Uuuh, check.

  Barney Rubble : Skin-diving gear?

  Fred Flintstone : Check-a-red-check.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred, we're only going for three days. We're not going to compete in the Olympics.

  Betty Rubble : And I don't want to spend the three days sitting here listening to an inventory.

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, okay, we had to do this so we wouldn't forget anything. Now we're all set. See?

  [notices something] 

  Fred Flintstone : Uh-oh.

  Wilma Flintstone : What's the matter, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : I, uh, forgot the car keys.