The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Long, Long Weekend (1961)
Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Boy, what a close call. We were lucky to get out of there alive.
Barney Rubble : Well, what do we do now, Fred? Go home?
Fred Flintstone : What else?
[the Grand Poobah's hat is taken off Fred's head and put on Wilma's]
Betty Rubble : Now hear this, you two Water Buffaloes. Her Highness, your great leader, is going to speak.
Wilma Flintstone : You two sports are going to take us to a nice hotel where we can enjoy ourselves.
Betty Rubble : Yeah, and we don't want to cook, wash, or do any dishes. Capiche?
Barney Rubble : We hear you, O Great Exalted Grand Poobah.
Fred Flintstone : And we obey, Your Highness.
Barney Rubble : Yep, if we know what's good for us.
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Betty Rubble : Well, sure, I'd love to go. But Barney and I'd rather pay our own way.
Wilma Flintstone : This Gus person won't accept any money. He insists it's all on the house for old time's sake.
Betty Rubble : Well, there's something screwy about a hotel owner who won't take money, but, heh, I guess we have nothing to lose.
Wilma Flintstone : Nothing... except three days away from housework. No ironing, no cooking, no dishes, no cleaning.
Betty Rubble : Say no more. Let's start packing!
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[Wilma and Betty, while working as maids, are cleaning up a hotel room]
Wilma Flintstone : Some vacation. This is what I wanted to get away from, housework.
Betty Rubble : Well, at least we don't have to do the cooking. Fred's got that department.
Wilma Flintstone : Speaking of Fred, I've got an idea that Smoothy character planned this whole thing. Fred is so gullible.
Betty Rubble : Well, we said we'd help. Now we're stuck for three days.
Wilma Flintstone : Thank goodness there are only four of us.
[upon hearing car horns, Wilma looks out the window and finds a sea of people entering]
Betty Rubble : What is it, Wilma? A riot?
Wilma Flintstone : No, worse. A convention! There must be 200 people pouring into the hotel. Go get Barney, I'll get Fred, we're getting out of here! Betty: Roger!
Betty Rubble : Roger!
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Wilma Flintstone : Oh, come on, Fred, let's get going.
Fred Flintstone : We've got to check our list first. Go ahead, Barney.
Barney Rubble : Dino?
Fred Flintstone : At the vet's.
Barney Rubble : Fishing gear?
Fred Flintstone : Check.
Barney Rubble : Bowling balls?
Fred Flintstone : Check.
Barney Rubble : Ping-pong set?
Fred Flintstone : Check-a-roony.
Barney Rubble : Swimsuits?
Fred Flintstone : Uh, check-a-doodle.
Barney Rubble : Catcher's mitt?
Fred Flintstone : Uuuh, check.
Barney Rubble : Skin-diving gear?
Fred Flintstone : Check-a-red-check.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, we're only going for three days. We're not going to compete in the Olympics.
Betty Rubble : And I don't want to spend the three days sitting here listening to an inventory.
Fred Flintstone : Okay, okay, we had to do this so we wouldn't forget anything. Now we're all set. See?
[notices something]
Fred Flintstone : Uh-oh.
Wilma Flintstone : What's the matter, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : I, uh, forgot the car keys.