- Jeff Foxworthy: Welcom to Blue Collar TV where every week is a theme, and this week is the law. Now who here obeys the law.
- Jeff Foxworthy: [some audience members applause]
- Jeff Foxworthy: Who obeys SOME of the law.
- Jeff Foxworthy: [A few more applause]
- Jeff Foxworthy: Who here is WANTED by the law?
- Jeff Foxworthy: [the whole audience applause]