- Cory Baxter: I had the worst night of my life!
- Sophie: I almost married your friend NEWT
- Cory Baxter: Well I got on a bus in my underwear
- Sophie: Ok then you win!
- Victor Baxter: Sophie's got a major crush on you!
- Newt: Awww, that's so sweet!
- Victor Baxter: Yeah, to you, but to her this is a big deal! Just, let her down easy.
- Newt: Don't worry Mr. Baxter, ask my parents, I let people down all the time!
- Victor Baxter: [sees Sophie putting a heart made of strawberries on top of a cake] Uh, uh, Sophie?
- Sophie: [dreamily] What?
- Victor Baxter: Uh, your dad's having dinner with General Stone, and General Stone's not the kind of guy who likes strawberry hearts on his cake.
- Sophie: Oh, sorry, Chef Victor. I guess I just have something on my mind.
- Victor Baxter: Oh. Well, I got -...
- Sophie: I said I have something on my mind.
- Jason Stickler: I don't think you wanna go out there in your underwear.
- Cory Baxter: [mockingly] But I'm not in my underwe...
- Jason Stickler: Turbo!
- [the hand dryer sucks off Cory's clothes, leaving him in a white t-shirt and powder blue boxers]