- [I thought I was crazy Urameshi but you take the prize. The hell was that? You don't let bombs go boom in your face!]
- Jin: Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure.
- Jin: We're a pair in a pod, Urameshi, never wantin' to do anything the way people tell us to. Even if we don't make sense, better to be messy on your own than right under someone's watch. Am I right?
- Yusuke Urameshi: Well, yeah. Why let some teacher get the credit? Ha, I figure I've been doin' all right on my own so far.
- Botan: What in the world are they talking about up there? They're both smiling.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: Heh-heh. I think Urameshi's finally found someone he can play with.
- Botan: Oh.
- Kazuma Kuwabara: He's been a loner for about as long as I've known him, and Keiko's the only one who could talk to him - and I'll be darned if I understand that relationship - but this Jin guy's just the same, like a twin.
- Botan: Hm. Well, that'll make fighting with him difficult. What's wrong, Kurama? Are you all right?
- Kurama: Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Bortan.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [to himself] Damn it! I'm flopping around like a windmill and he barely scratched me. Better avoid a direct hit.
- Koto: kLooks like Yusuke's got a date with the cement.
- Koto: I LOVE it. THERE'S the audience participation that makes the Dark Tournament so special. I imagine any of you who've survived that attack will remember it for YEARS to come.
- Jin: [laughing] Long time since I could fight somebody and actually have some cheer about it, you know?
- Yusuke Urameshi: [smiling in kind] I think I do.
- Koto: There. Both fighters are back in the ring and ready for some fresh new injuries.
- Jin: Oo! That's a wiggle.
- Botan: Listen, Miss Koto, why don't you stop this sadist routine and DO YOUR JOB?
- Koto: Excuse me?
- Botan: Jin's been out of the ring for half of the fight. Did it ever cross your mind to count to ten?
- Koto: Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself - and air is not solid.
- Botan: Oh!
- Koto: Stick to what you're good at, honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors, for instance.
- Genkai: The Spirit Gun should not be completely useless against Jin. There's one way to get past his defenses, but it will not be exactly safe.
- Hiei: Don't have to worry about Yusuke being afraid, at least. Risking his life is the only constant strategy he has.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Let's see who can take a bigger ass-kicking. SPIRIT GUN!
- Jin: I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the prize. T'e Hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Damn! At least one of us should've died.
- Yusuke Urameshi: So he's funny AND smart. That hardly seems fair.
- Butajiri: He could stand upside-down with his thumb up his ass for all I care: He's not gonna win.