- Ogre: Koenma, sir, we've got problems.
- Koenma: Yes, I agree. He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone.
- Hiei: The air in this town is thick with energy. Demon insects flock to it like sharks to an open wound. A sign of things to come, or is the danger already here? Hm. Then again, what do I care?
- Kazuma Kuwabara: There's a lot more to life than shoving punks into pavement.
- [Watching Yusuke's and Kuwabara's intense squabble]
- Okubo: So do they like or hate each other?
- Miyamoto: Uh...
- Komada: Something tells me they were an old married couple in a former life.
- Botan: Sure. The only question is who was the husband and who was the wife?
- Yusuke Urameshi: What're you doing? You leaving now? All the way from Spirit World just to keep me from kickin' ass?
- Botan: Sorry, I'd rather not have to explain to your teacher why I can fly. We'll talk after school.
- Yusuke Urameshi: [watching her fly away] Must have another crap case for me.
- Keiko Yukimura: Just promise me you won't do anything dumb.
- Yusuke Urameshi: Again with the nagging. "Don't do this; don't do that." When have I EVER acted dumb?
- Keiko Yukimura: Um, besides getting run over by a car?
- Kazuma Kuwabara: I can't believe you'd fight ordinary humans. You might as well go attack a nursing home.