Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Ants in Your Pants (1986)

Alison Mork: Chairry, Magic Screen

Quotes 

• Pee-wee Herman : Randy, what...

  [everyone screams] 

  Pee-wee Herman : ...are you doing?

  Randy : Nothin'! I'm smokin'! Wanna drag?

  Pee-wee Herman : No, Randy. I don't smoke. Smoking is bad for you.

  Randy : So? It makes me look cool.

  Pee-wee Herman : No, it doesn't make you look cool, Randy. It makes you look stupid. You're cool already.

  Chairry : Yeah, you don't have to smoke to be cool.

  Randy : Yeah, but other people do it.

  Pee-wee Herman : So, if other people jumped off a high building, would you do that too? Smoking is really bad for your health.

  [Randy takes a puff and then coughs] 

  Pee-wee Herman : See, Randy? Please don't smoke.

  Chairry : Please, Randy. I care about you.

  Magic Screen : Me too, Randy. Please don't smoke.

  Randy : Yeah, maybe you guys are right. Smokin' does make you feel pretty awful.

  [he extinguishes the cigarette in an ashtray; everyone cheers] 

• Globey : Let's play army.

  Miss Yvonne : No. The last time I played army, I got hurt.

  Pee-wee Herman : I know. Let's play headhunters.

  Jambi : [opens his box]  No. I'm not playing headhunters again.

  [closes his box] 

  Miss Yvonne : I know. I have a great idea. Let's play house.

  Pee-wee Herman : No, I don't want to play house. That's a girl's game.

  Miss Yvonne : Oh come on, Pee-wee. It'll be fun.

  Pee-wee Herman : No.

  Chairry : Oh come on, Pee-wee.

  Globey : It will do you a world of good.

  Pee-wee Herman : Beg me!

  [everyone begs Pee-wee] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Well, all right.