Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Ants in Your Pants (1986)

John Paragon: Jambi, Pterri

Quotes 

• Globey : Let's play army.

  Miss Yvonne : No. The last time I played army, I got hurt.

  Pee-wee Herman : I know. Let's play headhunters.

  Jambi : [opens his box]  No. I'm not playing headhunters again.

  [closes his box] 

  Miss Yvonne : I know. I have a great idea. Let's play house.

  Pee-wee Herman : No, I don't want to play house. That's a girl's game.

  Miss Yvonne : Oh come on, Pee-wee. It'll be fun.

  Pee-wee Herman : No.

  Chairry : Oh come on, Pee-wee.

  Globey : It will do you a world of good.

  Pee-wee Herman : Beg me!

  [everyone begs Pee-wee] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Well, all right.

• Jambi : What's the matter, Pee-wee? Why so antsy?

  Pee-wee Herman : Jambi, I need your help! The ants have escaped from the ant farm!

  Jambi : Can you put that in the form of a wish?

  Pee-wee Herman : I wish the ants have never gotten out!

  Jambi : Spirits, help us before things get worse. Jambi commands the ants to reverse.

  [the wish gets granted] 

• [Reba enters the Playhouse] 

  Miss Yvonne : Oh hello, Reba.

  Pee-wee Herman : Hi, Reba. We were just playing *house*. I'm the daddy.

  Miss Yvonne : And I'm the mommy.

  Globey , Pterri : And we're the babies.

  Reba : Well, uh... I'm the grandmother, but I'm on my way to Miami for vacation.

  [giggles] 

  Reba : Bye-bye.

  [exits] 

  Miss Yvonne , Globey , Pterri : Bye, grandma!

  [Globey and Pterri pretend to cry] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Why are you crying, children.

  Globey , Pterri : We miss grandma.

  Miss Yvonne : What?

  [everyone screams]