Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Steve Buscemi: Wayne
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Quotes
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Wayne : [Drac, Wayne, Murray, Griffin and Frank are driving and come across a flock of sheep. Wayne, unseen, runs out of the car and eats all the sheep so that they can proceed] What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.
Murray : That was pretty sick, man.
Wayne : You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.
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Wayne : Yeah it's a mess back there.
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Wayne : [as his many children are in the process of destroying the hotel lobby] Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!
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Wanda : [to Mavis] Okay, honey, be safe. Bring warm clothes and a sword.
Griffin : And look out for pitchforks.
Murray : Don't you let anyone scoop your brains out, either.
Wayne : Maybe stay in the shadows. lt's more fun to just observe from under a house.
Frankenstein : Guys, guys. She can handle it. She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake. But seriously, watch out for fire. Fire bad.
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Frankenstein : Drac.
Dracula : Yes, Frank?
Frankenstein : Hey, buddy, what you been doing?
Dracula : [to Johnny] Don't move.
[to Frank]
Dracula : Never mind that. What you been doing?
Wayne : We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis' party, and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand.
Dracula : Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart, Bach and Beethoven this instant.
[Frank and Wayne throw them]
Dracula : Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?
[Zombie Beethoven moans]
Wayne : Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times. We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.
Dracula : Come on, fellas. You know that I haven't sung in public since Martha...
Frankenstein : Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it.
Dracula : I said, no!
[roars with his monster face]
Dracula : Don't ask me again! Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up.
Wayne : [to Frank] Wow, he really scared you.
Frankenstein : I wasn't scared. I was being polite, okay?
