Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Kevin James: Frankenstein

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Quotes 

• Wanda : [to Mavis]  Okay, honey, be safe. Bring warm clothes and a sword.

  Griffin : And look out for pitchforks.

  Murray : Don't you let anyone scoop your brains out, either.

  Wayne : Maybe stay in the shadows. lt's more fun to just observe from under a house.

  Frankenstein : Guys, guys. She can handle it. She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake. But seriously, watch out for fire. Fire bad.

• Frankenstein : [points at Johnny]  Who is that?

  Jonathan : [whispering to Drac]  Are these monsters gonna kill me?

  Dracula : [whispering to Johnny]  Not as long as they think you're a monster.

  Jonathan : Huh? That's kinda racist.

  Dracula : We'll talk later.

  [Johnny is imitating Frank] 

  Frankenstein : [to Drac about Johnny]  Is... is he making fun of me?

  Dracula : No, no! Of course not, because he's...

  [stops Johnny from imitating] 

  Mavis : He's your cousin. Johnny-stein.

  Frankenstein : I don't have no cousin.

  Dracula : No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.

  Jonathan : [holds up his right arm]  On your right arm's side.

  Frankenstein : [to his right arm]  You have a cousin?

  Dracula : Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother...

  Jonathan : ...Who married a woman...

  Dracula : ...Who was...

  [makes killing gesture] 

  Jonathan : ...For strangling a pig.

  Frankenstein : I have pig strangling blood in my arm? That's kinda cool.

  [to Johnny] 

  Frankenstein : Well, Cuz, great to meetcha.

• Frankenstein : [having just given a deafening roar to a cheering crowd]  I'm trying to scare you! The real Frankenstein!

• Frankenstein : I like Johnny. Cousin or no, he told me fun stories.

• Frankenstein : [jumps off the diving board]  Geronimo!

• Frankenstein : [after seeing Johnny dressed as a monster]  That was... trippy.

• Frankenstein : Drac.

  Dracula : Yes, Frank?

  Frankenstein : Hey, buddy, what you been doing?

  Dracula : [to Johnny]  Don't move.

  [to Frank] 

  Dracula : Never mind that. What you been doing?

  Wayne : We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis' party, and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand.

  Dracula : Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart, Bach and Beethoven this instant.

  [Frank and Wayne throw them] 

  Dracula : Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?

  [Zombie Beethoven moans] 

  Wayne : Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times. We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.

  Dracula : Come on, fellas. You know that I haven't sung in public since Martha...

  Frankenstein : Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it.

  Dracula : I said, no!

  [roars with his monster face] 

  Dracula : Don't ask me again! Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up.

  Wayne : [to Frank]  Wow, he really scared you.

  Frankenstein : I wasn't scared. I was being polite, okay?

• [Wayne, Wanda, Frank, Eunice, Murray and Griffin enters Mavis' room] 

  Mavis : Hey, guys.

  Frankenstein : You excited about tomorrow?

  Mavis : Not as excited as I am right now. You're not gonna believe this, but Dad is letting me go out on my own to see a human village!

  [everyone protested, Eunice pushes her way through everyone] 

  Eunice : Excuse me, Drac. Have you lost it?

  [pulls Mavis into a hug] 

  Eunice : Letting your own daughter out there with those horrible humans you always tell us about? That's why you built this place. They hate us. They're vicious. And they're very loud!

  Mavis : Auntie Eunice, maybe they've changed. I'm just gonna fly down the street and see how it goes.