The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (TV Series)

Never Koop a Koopa (1990)

James Rankin: Cheatsy Koopa

Quotes 

• Cheatsy Koopa : I like your big bang theory, King Dad.

• King Koopa : See, to be a real big cheat, you have to double-trick, double-deal, and double-cross.

  Cheatsy Koopa : Double-cross, huh?

  King Koopa : The sneakiest, dirtiest, rottenest way you can find. Got it?

  Cheatsy Koopa : Got it, King Dad.

• Cheatsy Koopa : Thanks for the cheating lesson, King Dad.

  King Koopa : One day, my boy, you may just be as big a cheat as I am.

  [Koopa leaves] 

  Cheatsy Koopa : Not one day, Dad. Today!

• [after Mario and company, all with Raccoon Power, escapes] 

  King Koopa : It's all your fault, you dirty dealing double-crosser!

  Cheatsy Koopa : But, King Dad, you should be proud of me. I was only doing bad like you taught me.

  [Koopa chases Cheatsy around the throne] 

  King Koopa : Stand still! I didn't give you the whole lesson!