- King Koopa: Princess Toadstool, you're far too clever for a reptile such as me. A lowly, humble...
- Toad: Stupid, ugly, two-faced...
- Mario: Yeah, Koopa, tell us something we don't already know.
- King Koopa: See, to be a real big cheat, you have to double-trick, double-deal, and double-cross.
- Cheatsy Koopa: Double-cross, huh?
- King Koopa: The sneakiest, dirtiest, rottenest way you can find. Got it?
- Cheatsy Koopa: Got it, King Dad.
- Cheatsy Koopa: Thanks for the cheating lesson, King Dad.
- King Koopa: One day, my boy, you may just be as big a cheat as I am.
- [Koopa leaves]
- Cheatsy Koopa: Not one day, Dad. Today!
- [after Mario and company, all with Raccoon Power, escapes]
- King Koopa: It's all your fault, you dirty dealing double-crosser!
- Cheatsy Koopa: But, King Dad, you should be proud of me. I was only doing bad like you taught me.
- [Koopa chases Cheatsy around the throne]
- King Koopa: Stand still! I didn't give you the whole lesson!